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The Origin of Jesus The Origin of Jesus

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hollow out your cow's buttplug

You're funny, but not as funny as that EMAIL!!! guy. He is so awesome. In all seriousness, thanks for the pizza tonight. I gave you a 3 for audio because I wa there when you recorded part of it. I sat across the room and talked into a crappy mic. It was AWESOME, just like that guy's internet penis. To quote Moorshead, I think you have really found your aesthetic. It looks good, except for the lip-sync, but then again, I'm fucking anal when it comes to that shit. Tack another one on the board ;) LOL. KAY THnKS BI! I also had to redo the storyboards for my thesis because the girl that did them made the characters look like anime characters, didn't use the 4:3 ratio, and made them shittier than my conceptual boards. I know I could have told you this in person, but it's much funnier on this forum. Also, thanks for the newgrounds credit. Holla back. J Ride over and out. For real reals this time.

vishass responds:

Ugh. Anime? Did you even look at her work before you shipped it off to her?

Really? Lipsync is off? That's the first I've heard of it, Jeff. I really wish you'd tell me these things dozens of times.

I could tell you this in person, but it's funnier here. I haven't bathed in two days, and I smell awful. Awful. Blech.

Flathead Symphony Flathead Symphony

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Fucking brilliant.

Walk-Smash-Walk Walk-Smash-Walk

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


You are the Michel Gondry of flash animated videos. That's a huge fucking compliment.

Birds n' Bees Birds n' Bees

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I was adopted

I could have been aborted. That was hilarious! Hope to see more in the "FUTURE!"

Hoy te amo ++ Hoy te amo ++

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Not my style

I would never make something like this because its not my style; however, you are a talented animator and you should keep creating these gems of animation, because a lot of stuff on newgrounds is just shit. Nice job.

Email!! Email!!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hey regular penis...guess what? SHUN!

My favorite part was when the guy sent himself an email and then read it in a different voice. You all are so funny. I bet you're hot too. You're hot right? I turn 18 in a few weeks. You, me Adam? Call me.

Lifegroup Lifegroup

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

God's Mulligan

I talked to God today and he said, "Yea, blam that piece of shit." Wow. I never though newgrounds would be the breeding ground for conversion advocation. Pull your head out of your ass and maybe you will see God.

Godlimations responds:

Thats not God, its you being an idiot. :)

God bless.

Chester Chester

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Always look on the bright side of life

Funny. That song kicked ass too.

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JFK conspiracy JFK conspiracy

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Discovery Channel

Watch more TV. The Discovery Channel redid the whole shooting in Australia. Same weather conditions, same angle of shooting. The front chair was moved in a few inches from the side so if you line up the front seat passanger that way, it is a straight line. Sorry, you wasted your time doing a half assed job in Flash, and it is now meaningless.

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Paper Sky Paper Sky

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


F'ing brilliant. You are f'ing brilliant.

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